Ford’s MyKey to put limits on driver
With MyKey your driving speed
Cannot exceed your parent’s needs.
The radio volume is limited inside the car.
With MyKey if you don’t see
It’s wrong to drive around seatbelt-free
Then there simply wont be any music at all!
National poll says Biden won vice-presidential debate
Joe Biden showed the country what he’s really made of.
Stuff that Sarah Palin and her gosh darn self should be afraid of.
Shots fired on cargo ship hijacked by pirates
Aboard a ship that had been hijacked by pirates and then held for ransom, gunfire broke.
The shootout centered on a disagreement between moderate and radical pirates just a few miles off the Somalia coast.
Studies show that people’s political traits may be biological
Were you born liberal or conservative?
Studies that were published are showing that
Many of these traits are probably present at birth!
A diet of processed foods may make fingerprints easier to detect
If committing a crime should strike your mood,
You might want to consider not eating fast food.
Sex, drugs, and graft cited in Interior Department
Craziness in the Interior Department,
Among the collectors of oil and gas royalties.
From cocaine use to sexual misconduct,
To accepting gifts from energy companies.
(guest vocals by Hanna Cheek)
“Diff’rent Strokes” star backs truck into a man following an argument
Gary Coleman lost his temper again.
Gary Coleman backed his truck up into a man.
The first podcast for S4NN is now available as a free download from iTunes or directly from here.
With this premier episode, the entire first month of Song For Newsworthy News is summarized in just thirty minutes by Michael Hearst and Jason Bitner.
Plus, there’s a brand new bonus song at the end of the episode, sung by Claudia Gonson of the Magnetic Fields.
McCain picks Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as running mate
After coming in second as a Miss Alaska beauty,
She rode the pipeline from Juneau to DC.
Sarah Palin, mother of five,
Is here to help keep the Republicans alive.
Virus infects laptops aboard International Space Station
“Uh, Houston, we have a virus.”
